Swan Hate
“The maid who cleaned our room made our towel into a swan shape. I don’t like swans.” Perhaps she’s a fan of leopards? Let’s see what the staff can whip up.
Swan Hate
He’s Not Getting Knighted
“Didn’t excite me at all. What’s the point of travelling to English to stand outside of Buckingham Palace. You can’t go in. Is the queen so greedy she needs all 77,000 square metres and can’t show off one of the grandest palaces in the world? Wow, a fence, whoop!”
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He’s Not Getting Knighted
